Crazy Gideon from Ride by Pu$$y-Cow

Crazy Gideon cheated me again
Tried to act like my best friend
Sold me appliances that were sub-par
Electrocuted by a remote control car
Sold me a toaster and called it a microwave
Tried to get a tv. Wound up with a robot slave
Crazy Gideon a shyster crook. Who knows how much money he took.

Dishonest TV personality
Getting by on minor technicalities
Crazy Gideon's a liar but he ain't insane

I'll never go back to your store.
Don't care if I have to pay more.
Just want my money back
Next time I'm going to Radio Shack.

La la la

Dishonest TV personality
Getting by on minor technicalities
Crazy Gideon's a liar but he ain't insane

Shyster

• Punk
• Los Angeles