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Yasterbation by Mark-James & The Shadow Band

Every song in this collection was inspired by my journey across the country. The mix of songs and genres came from those long drives where I had a 12-track CD that I must’ve played a thousand times. Every time I crossed into a new city or state, I’d lose the radio station I was listening to — and honestly, I got tired of searching for something new.
Yasterbation is a word and genre I created that means being completely content doing absolutely nothing. Whether you’re driving long distance, cleaning the house, or just vibing in stillness, this mix of songs is made to make you laugh, cry, and bob your head.
A lot of these songs I wrote many years ago, and some I just recently created. I’m extremely happy to be able to share my life through the sound of Yasterbation with the world — and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. 😊

Tracklist
1.Yasterbation3:48
2.Crackers and Wine3:54
3.Big Dipper3:49
4.Aliens or God3:43
5.Ding Dong3:39
6.Greatest Song that Never Ends3:36
7.Bring it!3:30
8.Butt Pirate3:16
9.Golden Noodle Quest3:12
10.Wacky Tobacky3:00
11.Saucy Sails2:59
12.Bug Life on High Seas2:57
13.Do You Believe2:56
14.Humpty’s Dumpty2:54
15.Golden Pasta Fight2:52
16.Buddies for Now; Lovers for Life2:52
17.Jump2:50
18.Drinks are 2 for 12:50
19.Say it Loud (Fuck)2:50
20.Fuck You2:50
21.Trimming My Bush2:49
22.Cigarette 🚬2:48
23.Tough Shit2:42
24.Cockroach Shuffle2:35
25.Girls Can Be Pirates Too2:32
26.Tewtski2:28
27.Trashlee2:23
28.The Sticky Noodle Code2:19
29.Pasta Life for Me2:16
30.Don’t Drink The Juice Shelby2:09
31.Between the Lines (Butt Crack)2:09
32.Whoops; Wrong Exit2:04
33.Wild Card1:57
34.Don’t Get Me Started1:54
35.If I Could Find A Way1:51
36.CULT1:50
37.Pirate Pasta Party1:45
38.Dark Lady Calls1:35
39.History4:46
40.Wanda4:20
41.One we all See4:17
42.Green Eggs & Ham4:00
43.Zachary’s Journey3:47
44.Por Mi Vida3:38
45.Through the Noise3:34
46.Millennium Anthem3:34
47.Red Embers3:32
48.Solidarity3:31
49.Unicorn Mom3:30
50.Hammy & Me3:29
51.Best Song Ever Written3:28
52.Tammy3:20
53.Missy by the Sea3:18
54.Hop, Buzz, & Bobby3:18
55.Still Standing3:15
56.Remember3:08
57.JackDaw3:07
58.Eye on the Guest List3:03
59.Time is Now3:00
60.Plum Don’t Play3:17
61.I’ll Show You3:00
62.Universal Love Song2:59
63.Pickled Plums2:50
64.Pirate Party Forever2:44
65.Same Face; New Mask2:43
66.ICE is for T2:43
67.Love in the Rain2:41
68.Sofia2:41
69.Happy B-Day2:40
70.Galactic Thunder2:40
71.Food Coma2:38
72.My Gay Song2:33
73.Proud & True2:29
74.More of a Man2:28
75.Walk a Mile2:26
76.Mizz Texas2:25
77.Timeless Shadows2:21
78.I am MIR2:17
79.Gone oh Ria2:14
80.Pride Song1:59
81.Farewell Debute1:55
82.Balls4:17
83.A Year to Savior3:09
84.Last First Time3:03
85.Lorax, yet?2:55
86.Shadow of the Mind2:53
87.You Don’t Know Jack2:45
88.Pumpkin in Disguise2:45
89.Last Resort Fiesta2:34
90.Who Drank My Beer?2:20
91.Easter High2:15
92.Cat Named Squirrel2:03
93.Kiss my Ass1:49
94.Get it Bitch3:43
95.Questions4:23
96.Discord or Harmony3:28
97.Who Let the Cat Out1:10
98.When the Clown Cries3:25
99.Wheels of Steel2:09
100.Welcome to Pasta-Rias2:49
101.Untitled3:12
102.Anti-Social Media1:36
103.UNKLE Broso3:23
104.Two Races4:02
105.Twinkle2:34
106.Turbulence3:25
107.Whole Package3:05
108.8 I really rather you didn’t4:27
109.Kidney Stone4:08
110.Clock Blocked4:02
111.Absolutely My Way3:59
112.Fire and Thunder3:40
113.Ring Around the Rosie3:29
114.Enough4:18
115.Love Between Enemies3:27
116.False Advertising3:23
117.Mr. Pigeon3:15
118.Disappear Like Shakespeare6:21
119.Men Ain’t Dogs3:05
120.Good Enough for Him2:59
121.One Team One Dream3:06
122.Love Letter to Technology2:51
123.No Need for Billionaires2:47
124.Spoiled Brat2:46
125.Finger Rings2:43
126.D & D2:43
127.Dear Mr. President2:39
128.The Slaves Lament4:08
129.Frog and the Fly2:38
130.Rainy Night Reckoning2:22
131.There is No God; Grow Up2:35
132.Cher’s Got You Baby2:19
133.Change Chantt2:19
134.Easter High2:15
135.Pasta Sea Empire2:14
136.Tariffs & Taxes3:56
137.Thank you2:06
138.Clover’s Nightmare2:03
139.Spaghetti Prayer Affairs1:52
140.Bathroom 9111:52
141.Happy Compliance Day4:00
142.Who Let Cat Out1:10
143.America Preciosa3:32
144.Inflation Nation2:43
145.Back From the Brink3:29
146.Golden Heart (Golden Girls Tribute)5:16
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released October 29, 2025
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I’m Tipsy McSwagger, the A.D.H.D (Art Department Head Director) of QuadThreat Entertainment— a one-man circus of sound, satire, and chaos.

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Please check all of my different sounds & enjoy this mix of genres im calling YASTERBATION which is a genre I’ve created meaning being content doing nothing