Virtual Fan by R-Kwon featuring Collab-19

Virtual Fan

The virus shut me out and it canceled my plans
Although my calendar was clear I got a virtual chance
To join a virtual community where no one wears pants
And that’s the day that I became a virtual fan

Suddenly I’m taken to a virtual land
Where the reactions are authentic and the laughter’s not canned
From the comfort of my home I’m in the virtual stands
And I’m cheering from my basement as a virtual fan

To all my virtual virtual virtual virtual fans
To all the virtual members of my virtual audience
Big shout to 1iota for giving us a chance
To become virtual virtual virtual virtual fans

To all my virtual virtual virtual virtual fans
To all the virtual members of my virtual audience
Big shout to 1iota for giving us a chance
To become virtual virtual virtual virtual fans

I’m broadcasting live from Baltimore, Maryland
To New York or Cali studios in TV Land
I adjust my ring light and my iPad stand
And I’m a member of the audience, a virtual fan

When I try to tell my friends they virtually don’t understand
All they hear is loud clapping, see me waving my hands
I turn the volume way up and do a virtual dance
With my virtual friends cause I’m a virtual fan

To all my virtual virtual virtual virtual fans
To all the virtual members of my virtual audience
Big shout to 1iota for giving us a chance
To become virtual virtual virtual virtual fans

To all my virtual virtual virtual virtual fans
To all the virtual members of my virtual audience
Big shout to 1iota for giving us a chance
To become virtual virtual virtual virtual fans

Everybody clap your hands!
Everybody clap your hands (double time)!
Tom, Rubin, Bill, Regina...warm it up, warm it up, warm it up...

Bill Sindelar will line you up with the stars
He’s the voice behind “The Voice” like a choice caviar
Telling entertaining stories for the fans to enjoy
And he’s sixth inducted member of the Backstreet Boys

Tom Kelly gets you jiggling your belly
With fits of side-splitting laughter from the jokes that he’s telling
He’s gonna keep you on point, better give it your all
When you’re entering the virtual world of Tamron Hall

Regina Decicco has the room with The View
With Whoopi, Sunny, Joy, Sara - she’ll link you up with the crew
With her contagious personality and voice to match too
You know that “Uncle Regina” is gonna take care of you

Rubin Ervin is swervin’ - you know we just don’t deserve him
This is his virtual world, and we’re just sitting observing
He is an energetic force if you don’t already know
When you’re steady getting ready for The Kelly Clarkson show

To all my virtual virtual virtual virtual fans
To all the virtual members of my virtual audience
Big shout to 1iota for giving us a chance
To become virtual virtual virtual virtual fans

To all my virtual virtual virtual virtual fans
To all the virtual members of my virtual audience
Big shout to 1iota for giving us a chance
To become virtual virtual virtual virtual fans

To all my virtual virtual virtual virtual fans
To all the virtual members of my virtual audience
Big shout to 1iota for giving us a chance
To become virtual virtual virtual virtual fans

To all my virtual virtual virtual virtual fans
To all the virtual members of my virtual audience
Big shout to 1iota for giving us a chance
To become virtual virtual virtual virtual fans

• Alternative
• alternative
• dance
• electronic
• funk
• hip hop
• pop
• punk
• reggae
• rock
• ska
• Baltimore