The following hymnal is a sacred and powerful collection of music and words. They are an absolutely esoteric spell (ELEVEN: XI) that will ensure one’s ability to unlock the secret (Seed). Verily, to have its knowledge is rare, and with goodly reason: people are afraid. The worries that encumber and convolute everyday existence has circumnavigated their ability to find the joy that is promised by the unlimited multiverse. Under darkened skies, stare at the stars and try to deny my wisdom!
My friend, you are chosen for this path. Be brave and unlock the Seed.
The instructions are forthright and plain: 1. Listen to the sacred music; 2. Although it may disturb you, read the incantations that accompany each of the Eleven Movements. Warning: do not rush this or go beyond the readings until each respective Movement has ended.
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ELEVEN: IX
Movement I: Repeat six times: ‘I forfeit my mind.’
Movement II: Think about getting bitten by a maniac. His sharp teeth pierce your flesh (the slightly detuned guitar represents the fear and pain that you would feel). At this point, chaos might erupt within your mind. Do not fear this. Ask yourself what the music might be revealing.
Movement III: Speak In unison with the singer: ‘Sometimes I feel like I’m melting, and I’m not really sure what to do. Something inside says “run away”, and sometimes I can’t help but listen. I’m melting. If you could tell me what acid is on me, you could help me apply an antidote.’
You have been doused with a type of spiritual Fluroantimonic. Retching, you may be tempted to vomit the bile of black lungs. If you are a smoker, this may hurt more than it does for non-smokers. The middle section of the Movement might bring some comfort.
Speak In unison with the singer: ‘If you could tell me what acid is on me, you could help me apply an antidote.’
Movement IV: In unison with the voices: ‘Bwaaa!! Hawawhee!!’
Movement V: At this point the zenith of an inner peace might be reached. Relinquish the inner workings of your sanctum and realise that nothing is ever the same and not much is sacred.
Movement VI: As your civility remains unwavering, an orange sky, a vestibule of your inner chaos, spreads before you. Listen to the epic told by the poet. ‘This life lasts forever’. It is recommended that you brew a soothing tea.
Movement VII: Shout with wild abandon: ‘Claim me!’
A new energy will awake in you. You will be relentless, energetic, and horny. Grasp something near to you and throw it on the ground. Tear off your clothes and prance around naked. You have shed your old life and you are free.
Movement VIII: While the journey is not yet over, henceforth no words are needed. A new queerness might emerge as you listen to this tattoo: a wild chaos might erupt. Jiggle your buttocks. The chaos will leave but you might want tear at your hair or express yourself with movement or nonsensical words or psychobabble.
Movement IX: Something horrible and odious is trying to enter the room. Do not resist the feeling, but hold steadfast until the next hymn.
Movement X: Quickly! Recite the following: ‘The wrath of Marlhoun will leave me in the dissonance of this sacred melody. Farlay, Farlay, Farlay’
Movement XI: The secret of the seed has been unlocked in your mind. The Lands of Barnaby have been conquered! Now, go forth and share the secrets herein with others worthy of the Seed.