I'm Teqneek from Brain Storm by Teqneek

I'm Teqneek I'm the legendariest emcee//
I'm mega scary you dead and buried you test me//
...And yet everyone wanna test me//
And Teq-beat em relentlessly like they let me//

Jog yo memory out'cho head-piece//
But I promise thatchy'all ain't ever gonna forget me//
I'm the bed wettin'est emcee I mean I'm Teqneek-//
The head gettinest' sex emperor yes me//

...I'm Teqneek I'mma raggedy ass fool who//
Will happily blast you with a gat cuz I'm that dude....//
I'm Teqneek an assassin of wack stupid ass//
Bastards who lack 2 fluid ounces of rap juice//

What I mean is I'm Teqneek I'mma raggedy ass brutal//
Assassin a wack stupid ass bastards who lack 2//
Fluid ounces of rap juice and I'll happily blast you//
I'm Teqneek, I'm the emcee wit a gat pointed' at you//

I'm Teqneek ya'll some Beavis and Butt-Heads//
If we meet in the club you betta believe we gon' Butt-Heads//
I'll be singin "I'm Teqneek" as I'm beatin you up kid//
You regrettin' you met me as you leavin' the club dead//

I'm Teqneek I'm a Nicolas Cage scene//
And it's gripping and thrilling and it's frickin' amazing//
I'm Teqneekolas Cage-Burgundy wearer of Sex Panther//
Yo sexual expectations they 60% better //

I'm Teqneek Imma veteran emcee//
Yet I only remember everyone bettin' against me//
I'm Teqneek and my penis is 10 Feet//
Then I disappeared for a couple of years to invent me//

I'm Teqneek and I'm musically gifted//
You a stupid ass dip shit with the dick of an infant//
I'm Teqneek I'm the head of the class kid//
I like General Tsao's chicken and kickin' yo asses//

I'm Teqneek and my measures are drastic//
And my method of madness has you gettin' yo ass kicked//
See how beaten that path is? That's how beaten yo ass is//
Gonna be after me (Teq) beats the shit outcho ass bitch//

I'm Teqneek I'm the best thing since sliced bread//
And I like weed and I like sleep and I like head//
I'm Teqneek I'm the chief of the homestead//
Threw a dinner party and punked Eddie Murphy for cornbread//

I'm Teqneek I'm the beast with the nine heads//
You can visualize my identity crisis//
Cuz I'm Teq and I'm even flyer than seasoned veteran fighter pilots//
And the reason introspect intersects with the hyperviolence//

I'm Teqneek an' I'm back from tha dead//
An I'm bringin' Dracula's head back- sorry I left//
I'm Teqneek lemme spit on yo best beat//
Let me hit on yo ex please lemme live in yo shed Steve//

I'm Teq kid and I went an visited Texas//
Where Tex lived- before Tex settled in Memphis//
...And then Teq headed to Tex_as//
...To get head from Alexis- in a Lexus//

(Teqneek), He the first person to ever speak in the third person //
(Teqneek) He the verb shuriken Teqneek, he the word surgeon //
...And I'm mowww le'thal than enemy towww'peedos//
I'm Teq an'I'm mowww lethal than centuries-old meatloaf //

I'm the damn cleverest sexiest man ever//
Whenever you wanna see me you can't because Teq's better//
And I'm so dope that I'm Soda Popinski//
In perpetual motion though cuz the world is against me//

I'm teqneek I'm the king of the mountain//
If you reachin' for Teq's peak Imma pee in yo mouf then//
Yo I'm Teq- the team captain of weak faggy emcee slappin'//
Elite rap aint an enemy can compete at it//

I'm Teqneek I'm a thief in the darkness //
I'm the reason you all livin' in fear of the carnage //
I'm Teqneek get in position to run//
Cuz this is a gun, and once I learn ta use it ya done//

I'm Teqneek I'm the reason your ex needs //
A new spring in her bed but got a new spring in her step... See? //
I'm Teq I'm the best baby you better accept it//
I'm yo president #Covfefe I'm wreckin the planet//

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