Sweet App from Mystery Bags by Test Tube Dinosaurs

I’ve got no friends
I’ve got nobody who understands
I’m all alone
Sitting, drunk, in my underpants
But that’s okay because

I’ve got a sweet app
Sugar and spice
I’ve got a sweet app on my mobile device
Sweet app
Gimme the news
My sweet app has taken away my blues
Oh yeah, oh yeah

I’ve got no food
I’ve got no money to buy some food
I’m all alone
But this hovel feels like home
’Cause on my mobile phone

I’ve got a sweet app
I ride a bike
I’ve got a sweet app
This app is the one I like
Sweet app all covered in cream
My sweet app
The stuff of which dreams are made
Oh yeah, oh yeah

I’ve got to say I’ve grown close to my app
It’s a pretty cool app
And I’m a person, you know?
Yeah you know
This app is sweet and it’s improving my life
It’s a pretty cool thing
My life used to be a drag, but now

I’ve got a sweet app
Butters my bread
Sweet app
It’ll fuck with your head
Sweet app
Sucks on my brain
Sweet app
We’re one and the same

My fuckin’ sweet app
I like to work out
Sweet app
There’s never a doubt about my
Sweet app
Yeah, that’s what I got
I got a sweet app
It loves me, it loves me not
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I had a sweet app
It cost me my job
I had a sweet app
Now I’m in debt to the mob
Sweet app
It slept with my wife
My sweet app
Ruined my life

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