Wand Thing from Greatest Hits by The 8th Horcrux

Shopping for Hogwarts school
For a wand made of holly or of yew
It might be Harry’s fate
The wand chose him, that’s the case

Point it into the sky
The Dark mark appears tonight
Its purposes are bleak
And forever linked to Harry’s

Malfoy better watch out
Got his wand snatched away by Harry
Its allegiance ain’t with him now
Disarmed of his wand thing

So get it; test it with a swish and a flick
Give it a twirl; do a magic trick
Come on, come on all the wizards will sing
Cuz I have that wand thing
I want that wand thing

The hand-me-down wand is Ron’s
It doesn’t work at all
He broke it, what a mistake!
It can’t be fixed with spell-o-tape

Hagrid’s story’s tragic
Cuz his wand’s inside a pink umbrella
He shouldn’t perform magic
But Hagrid kept his wand thing

Harry, Harry and Voldemort fight
They raise both their wands; there’s a bright light
Oh snap! Priori Incantatem!
They’re dueling with their wand things

The Elder Wand never was in Voldemort’s hands
It was in Harry’s possession by coincidence
I bet you never saw that twist coming
Tom stole that wand thing

I want a wand thing

So get it; test it with a swish and a flick
Give it a twirl; do a magic trick

Raise them up and then give them a flick
Give them a twirl; do a magic trick
Come on, come on all the witches will sing
We want that wand thing

Let try, let’s try, try wands of all kinds
So we can lead a magical life
Come on, come on all the muggles will sing
We want that wand thing
I want that wand thing

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