DRAGON TITS from THUNDERCUNT! by THE BANGALORES

DRAGON TITS
I GOT A DUI, DRIVING THRU HONALEE
WAS DRUNKER THAN, A SCOTTISH BILLY CONNELLY
NOW I JUST MIGHT HAVE, FALLEN OFF THE WAGON
BUT SHE GOT NAPALM TITS, LIKE A MEDIEVEL DRAGON
SEE YA THERE, WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET
WITH YOUR HIGH HEELED SHOES AND YOUR FIRE BREATHIN' TEETS
RUBY RED LIPS AND MATCHIN' NAILS
AND YOUR MASSIVE TITS ALL COVERED IN SCALES

SHE'S MY DRAGON TITS
THE'RE TOTALLY REAL, NOT COUNTERFIT
SHE'S MY DRAGON TITS
STICK MY HAND UP HER LIKE A VENTRILIQUIST
SHE'S MY DRAGON TITS
SHADOW BOX THEM TITTIES LIKE A PUGILIST
SHE'S MY DRAGON TITS
DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S JESWISH BUT I GOT HER SOME MANESHEVIST

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON, LIVED BY THE SEA
AND DATED OL' DRAGON TITS AND GAVE HER VD
SHE WAS SLAYED BY BEOWOLF, DESOLATED BY SMAUG
THAT SHE WALKED AROUND BOWLEGGED, LIKE SHE WAS KERMIT THE FROG
SHE SMOKED MENTHOLS AND REALLY DID FIRE BREATHE
AND WHEN SHE WENT DOWN ON ME, IT REALLY BURNED WHEN I PEED
WHEN SHE SPREAD HER LEGS, IT WAS HOTTER THAN CHARCOAL BURQUETTES
BUT WHEN I STUCK IN MY DICK, IT WAS PROMPTLY BURNED TO A CRISP

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