GRANDMA SWAP from THUNDERCUNT! by THE BANGALORES

GRANDMA SWAP

I REMEMBER WAY BACK WHEN I WAS TEN
ONE SCENE I WOULDN'T WANT TO RELIVE AGAIN
OVER AT GRANDPA'S, LEFT MY G.I. JOES
IN THEIR FRENZER PRETENED THEY WERE ESKIMOES
SO THRU GRANDMA'S DOOR I DID VENTURE
EVERYWHERE GRANNY PANTIES AND DENTURES
BY THE DOOR WAS A LARGE BOWL OF KEYS
MIXED WITH MEDICATIONS FOR DIABETES
THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST SITTIN' 'ROUND WATCHIN' MATLOCK
BUT THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GRANDMA SWAP

GRANDMA SWAP, GRANDMA SWAP
OH DEAR LORD IT'S A GRANDMA SWAP
GRANDMA SWAP, GRANDMA SWAP
EVEN OLD PEOPLE NEED TO GET OFF
IT'S A GRANDMA SWAP

THOUGHT THEY WERE PLAYING CARDS WITH FRIENDS
NOW THEY ARE STRIPPED DOWN TO THEIR DEPENDS
GRANDPA HAD SOMEONE BENT OVER HER WALKER
AT THE SAME TIME GIVING HER THE OL' SHOCKER
MY GRANDPA LIKED THE LAWRENCE WELK SINGERS
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE FREAKY SWINGERS
WHOLE PLACE REEKED OF SEX AND MOTHBALLS
BELOW HIS KNEES HUNG MY GRANDPA'S BALLS
OLD LADY TITTIES LOOK LIKE GOLF BALLS IN SOCKS
NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS GRANDMA SWAP

GRANDMA SWAP, GRANDMA SWAP
OH MY FUCK, IT'S A GRANDMA SWAP
GRANDMA SWAP, GRANDMA SWAP
MUSTIER THAN A FLORIDA SWAMP
IT'S A GODDAMNED GRANMA SWAP

DIDN'T THINK GRANDPARENTS WERE VIRGINAL
THEY LIKED JEOPARDY AND WURTHER ORIGINALS
LOOKED LIKE A BOX OF CALIFORNIAN RAISINS
'CROSS 'TWEEN A BUNCH OF HORNY OLD MOCCASINS
BODIES WERE STREWN ABOUT LIKE D-DAY
FOR LUBE THEY USED SOME GOOD OL' BEN GAY
THEY WERE FUCKIN' SO MUCH IT WAS KICKING UP DUST
SO I RAN OUTSIDE GOT RUN OVER BY A BUS
I'M LOSING BLOOD, SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS
RATHER DIE THAN WATCH THAT GRANDMA SWAP

GRANDMA SWAP, GRANDMA SWAP
WISH I HAN'T SAW THAT GRANDMA SWAP
GRANDMA SWAP, GRANDMA SWAP
WISH IT SOMETHING THAT I FORGOT
IT'S A GODDAMNED GRANDMA SWAP

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