Loser from Modelling Portfolio by The Dandy Airlines

I was walking thro da fields of Freyberg Park
Kids were off the street, all havin’ a laugh.
Then two kids decided to climb the rottin’ tree,
one arse called Callum, the other arse, me!
Yeah, I climb.
I’m the outdoors “real G.”
When it comes to arboriculture, I’m quite the bees knees
Then, silly me, hoisted up my knee,
All my weight above those branches, violating the old tree,

I’m down with cracked, sore knees. Now, why me?

CHORUS:
Cus you’re a LOSER, and you’ll never know why.
You’re just not a very lucky guy, cus you’re a LOSER.
Things just don’t go your way, Lady Luck won’t give her time of the day
to you, you LOSER.

I asked a girl to go with me to go see Transformers 3, to which she said:
“Oh fuck no gee, ain’t no way I’ll go with you to the movies, cus you’re a LOSER”
Hey now, I’m not that bad, at least I’m not the one who had an absent dad.

AND she crack. Me wheeled. I think “Why me?”

CHORUS

AND WE STILL CAN HAVE A GUD TIME,
ALL YOUR MISTAKES WON’T LEAD YOU AWAY FROM THAT GUD TIME.

• Devotional
• Auckland