College from Titular by The Ron Titter Band
Tracklist
| 9. | College | 6:30 |
Lyrics
COLLEGE
The look and the feel of the breasts on a girl
In your room in your first year of college
It might be beer induced but your mind is feeling loose
And your parents they soon will be calling
Hangin' out while you do a load of wash
Eatin' Taco Bell and playing the Sega
You try to keep in touch with ten girls but what the fuck
You might hook up with one on the break
And we are (yes we are) binge drinking (binge drinking)
We've not yet (been to our) our classes (our classes but it's)
Only November and we can't be expected to attend
The end of the year you sell your books to buy some beer
And you find yourself at home watching Oprah
There's that one guy down the hall and you think his name is "Paul"
But you'd almost rather go home for Christmas
Here it is the spring and you face two incompletes
But now you've finally sat down to study
After two paragraphs you stop and do the math
And figure out there's time for drinks with your buddies
And we are (yes we are) binge drinking (binge drinking)
We've not yet (been to our) our classes (our classes but it's)
Only November and we can't be expected to attend
This morning I woke up crying
To a lap full of vomit and the smell of burning eggs
I got up and had a shit, shower, and shave
Then I stumbled through the kitchen past the kegs
I'm tired of the partying life
I'm sick of the partying crowd
No more endless nights of being loud
I'm tired of the partying life
I'm sick of the partying way
I guess that means I'm getting old, but that's okay
In the backyard there's a dog named "Shithead"
But there's not a blade of grass to be found
And on the front porch we got three couches
And the drive-thru sign from the Burger King downtown
This evening there'll be another party
Don't you know I've made obligations to attend
But you know what? I think I'm gonna skip it
I gotta do some catching up with my old friends
I'm tired of the partying life
I'm sick of the partying crowd
No more endless nights of being loud
I'm tired of the partying life
I'm sick of the partying way
I guess that means I'm getting old, but that's okay
Now it's May and it's time to go away
But you got yourself some friends and a honey
So you call up your dad and you say he should be glad
Cuz you've found a way to stay and save money
