Owing Together from Multiple Personalities by The Therapy Sisters

When we first met you were broke and in poor health
And I was unemployed and our love was our only source of wealth
But now that we’re successful with two jobs, careers and debts
We’ve no time for each other, for our friends, for ourselves, for our pets

Two jobs apiece, then home we crawl
We’re both working much too hard
So, we take our break down at the mall, each with a MasterCard
You got the brand new hybrid car, I got a Cuisinart
Now we’re owing together and growing apart.

Now we’re always charging and we do it with such ease
The way we got through plastic you would think it grew on trees
Then just a little mortgage was the straw that broke our heart
Leaving us owing together and growing apart

Membership in the country club, country home with a hot tub
Tables laid with French cuisine, bathrooms full of magazines
But we’re working every night and day, in our futile effort just to pay
The interest on our bills
Now we losing interest in each other while we’re writing our wills

This economic burden has taken quite a toll
Living in the hole is worse than being on the dole
Honey, let’s call our astrologer, maybe she can do our chart
See why we’re owing together and growing apart

Please don’t give up on my account
Let’s put the horse before the cart
And stop owing together and growing apart

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