GYAAC from GYAAC (toxoplasmosis) by ThIIIrd Person

if you wanna rap better get ya ass a cat
let the cat shit in a box on a mat
let it pile up
scoop it in a bag
breathe real deep from the fumes doing that
that’s the smell of craps
and the smell of raps
forming in your brain
connecting a new synapse-
You need cats
hella more cats
and you need to teach the whole world some cat facts

cat fact one
cats are really fun
napping by the window in a square of the sun

cat fact two
they cover up their poo
then you go to clean it and breathe it inside of you

cat fact three
is toxoplasmosis
parasitic twinkie and your body is the hostess

cat fact four
get a couple more
just to benefit your raps
hit the cat store

if you wanna rap
get a couple cats
spend a lot of time
near the box where they shat

handle them a lot
and never wash your hands
you’ll come up with some slappers to dazzle the cat fans

open up your flat
to seventeen cats
consider it a tax
for making these dope tracks

you’re a smartphone
with an updated app
same great brain
plus a parasitic patch

player get ya ass a cat

cat fact five
cats are so live
landing on their feet they can always survive

cat fact six
with kittens in the mix
you get a little scratched but you live in pure bliss

cat fact seven
is toxoplasmosis
meaning in group hugs you want your cat closest

cat fact eight
more cats are great
felines all the time
just resign to your fate

cat fact nine
they love it when you rhyme
and pet em and feed em and cuddle with them all the time

cat fact ten
is too many facts
hubris lies beyond final life of a cat

knowing nine things
is just enough things
and cleaning cat poop is for scholars and for kings

good king tut
never said but
to his cherished cats when they sealed his tomb up
and if he wasnt dead then he might have said more
but you dont need to worry bout Tutankhamen lore
all you really gotta do
is hit the pet store
get the food that smells like fishies on the shore
feed it to your cats
read em all your raps
let em take a crap
then do another lap

get your ass a cat
one more cat
study your cat facts
and toxoplasmosis

and get your ass a cat

• Hip-Hop
• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Rap
• lyrical hip-hop
• lyrical rap
• underground hip hop
• Michigan