Unwarm & Fun by LBNHRX

Coming to, in the rain, on a bench, outside the Tower of Silence at Elevacao 50, still clad in my traditional Hello Kitty costume with complementary dildo mouth harness and “magical wand”, I can’t help but feeling that I may have somehow lost my way. As I reflect on my poor strength of character, I notice that the rain seems warmer on my head. I open my eyes and push myself to an upright position, coming face to face (so to speak) with a urinating cock. My sudden gesture halts its tepid flow, and for what seems like an eternity, we “stand” facing one another, like rivals in a shootout. I begin to express my objection, but my cry is muffled by the dildo mouth harness, which I proceed to rip off with one hand. One of the legs that upholds the dangling appendage gently nudges my arm, robbing the upper part of my body of support. My torso crashes down onto the bench, from which I subsequently slide off and fall. I'm then blessed with a pair of complementary kicks to the side, leaving me gasping for air, as my newfound friend casually walks away, buttoning up his pants.

Some people drink, some collect stamps,
some prefer gardening or cross-dressing. This is our thing. This is our two-word gesture
to life as a statistic. In case of anxiety, just infuse longer.

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