Denim Epiphany from Wunder Hassle by Theophagus
Tracklist
| 31. | Denim Epiphany | 2:29 |
Lyrics
DENIM EPIPHANY
Reflections in the whiskey spilled on the bar
Showed a man who had used up his time
The wife and the kids took off in my car
And I just shot down my last dime
Then the door to the bar swung open wide
and a cold gust of wind blew in from outside
I started whistlin' "Here Comes The Bride"
when she walked in
A siren was she, with fire in her hair
and a painted-on denim physique
A honky-tonk heartbreaker with lust to spare
and a ten-gallon tweek of the week
She took off her coat and brushed back her locks
and then she bent over the old jukebox
I breathlessly ordered a scotch on the rocks
and a chaser of sin
Then a voice said, "You're hitchin' a hell ride!"
and a vision in the stitchin' of her backside
On her jeans of blue
the yellow threads grew
into a picture...
...of JESUS!!!
I SAW CHRIST IN YOUR JEANS!!!!
I SAW CHRIST IN YOUR JEANS!!!!
...last night
