Haircuts EP by Theophagus

{TCE-052}

A selection of the very very short jingles, stings, tiny mini-melodies and fanfares recorded circa 1996-2001.

Each lasts between 1 and 28 seconds. Instrumentation is mostly split between solo acoustic guitar and the Roland 505 Groovebox.

All tracks recorded on the Yamaha MT8X multi-track cassette recorder (except the last track, which was live harmonica played to a Hi-8 video camera).

The total time is just over 9 minutes, and could have been condensed to one or two medley tracks... but I love any excuse to come up with ridiculous song titles.

Tracklist

1.	False Start	0:03

2.	Park Theme	0:14

3.	Jujitsu Soulfood	0:05

4.	How Creepy is Your Love	0:23

5.	Bloody Mary Prairie	0:06

6.	I Hide in Places That Are Red	0:26

7.	Wingsongoceanbird Studios Logo	0:06

8.	You Look As Though You've Just Seen a Goats	0:11

9.	Backwoods, USA	0:05

10.	Doug Henning Magically Appears and Then Steals a Loaf of Bread	0:03

11.	You Watch the Old Buggy Rock	0:09

12.	Mussolini Next Door	0:06

13.	Mondayzodone	0:11

14.	The Horse That Held a Gun	0:06

15.	Even the Tights Are Butter	0:12

16.	Fart Falls, Montana	0:05

17.	Conflagration of Masterpieces	0:15

18.	Eulogizer with Boner Shame	0:04

19.	Piles of Fail, Arranged by Size	0:21

20.	Happiness ≠ Dismissal of Litigation	0:04

21.	Unstoppable Scorn-Worms from the Planet Shut Up	0:06

22.	Roadie Serenade	0:04

23.	Living Laughing and Loving with Chrysippus	0:03

24.	VibraPluxxX™ Jingle	0:08

25.	Dewey Bunnell Has Joined Your Party	0:06

26.	すべての8ビットwopsは似ています	0:09

27.	Jinx Ochre	0:04

28.	Slop #17	0:15

29.	The Walls Are Wild (Entr'acte)	0:04

30.	The Hesitance (Inertial Malcolm)	0:27

31.	Bag-Bag-Bag of Potato-ato-atoes	0:05

32.	Junkie Clown Freeway	0:18

33.	Starship Cobb ''Scorn-Creamer'' Anti-Worm Laser [sound FX]	0:03

34.	Iniquitous Disingenuousness	0:02

35.	Cervix Hitbox	0:17

36.	The Flying Paperboy of the Guadalupes	0:04

37.	Pow Wow Sherman's Brunch Contraption	0:15

38.	Tireswing Soda Ad - Version I	0:03

39.	Muskogee at the Gravepost	0:15

40.	Theme from TAKE THAT!	0:03

41.	Scorn-Worms Promotional Ringtone	0:11

42.	Slop #19	0:05

43.	Questionable Concepts Logo	0:07

44.	You Owe Me a Choker	0:04

45.	Slop #4	0:11

46.	Chirren Rike Virren	0:06

47.	Circus of Cockhogs	0:16

48.	Jag-Man Jr.'s Wild West Adventures (Game Over Sting)	0:06

49.	Zima Blackout	0:20

50.	Phonics the Spell-Dog (''Well Done'' T-Bone Collect)	0:03

51.	Buenos Sueños	0:07

52.	I Totally Get Tons of Puss!	0:03

53.	Free Music Free Dope Free Dumb	0:12

54.	Death on Stilts	0:06

55.	Self-Inflicted Cumshot Wound	0:11

56.	Tireswing Soda Ad - Version II	0:05

57.	Ken-Tucka Chide Checkan	0:09

58.	Optical Pies Corporate Logo	0:16

59.	Stir Fry, Bitch!!	0:28

60.	The Trash Can Eagle Records Fanfare	0:05

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released September 17, 2015

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