"It takes a very specific, dire set of circumstances to produce crap-ola this self-serving. But it was for the cause of making myself laugh during that time, so I think that's okay. Oh, and I don't wish (or celebrate) harm against the eighteen or so artists mentioned, except for #2 because he's R Kelly.
Best,
--R.E."
(transcribed from handwritten note on a Pancake Circus receipt, stuck to a burned DVD-R with maple syrup, thrown in the direction of the TCE Office from unidentified vehicle)