Etiquette Anthem from Flying Turtle by Woodrow Wood and the Lumberdumplings

Say,
“Yes, sir”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“No, thank you.”
“No, thank you.”
Say, “Please,” and always
be on time.

Don’t interrupt. Be patient. Pay attention.
Put your phone away; dress for the occasion.
Be sure to knock on doors
when those doors are closed, and
make eye contact when you’re talking.

Say,
“Yes, sir”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“No, thank you.”
“No, thank you.”
Say, “Please,” and always
be on time.

Don’t point at people, and don’t use bad language.
Stand when you’re shaking someone’s hand.
Chew with your mouth closed.
Hand write thank you notes.
Push your chair in when you leave the table.

Don’t talk with food in your mouth.
Be aware of who is around.
Make eye contact when you’re talking.

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