Fast Foodie from Art Guards by Fishboy
Tracklist
2. | Fast Foodie | 2:19 |
Lyrics
About a year ago now
I was flat and broke out
I couldn’t pay my loans down
I couldn’t pay the bank for my art degree
and like a starving artist
I started eating garbage
and I wrote about all the things I ate
and my reviews now
they hit a billion view counts
and on the nightly news hour
I was profiled for a feel good piece
they called me “fast foodie”
they acted like they knew me
but they didn’t know the man I wanna be
now I can live well
bills paid
with the things that I make
what I make
is not great
and it takes me all day
and on this afternoon
I eat a candy bar
I’m surrounded by
a museum of art
everything preserved
to last a thousand years
everything I write
instantly disappears
it isn't fair
so I push a statue
that smashes on the ground
*I blame it on a kid, and I run*