Spayed from 9 Lives by Zombie Kitten

I was walking down the street, minding my own affairs,
When two Vet Techs grabbed me unaware.
They say "Is your name Fluffy?" and I says “Why, sure!”
They said "You're the pussy we’ve been lookin' for!"

I was spayed - Spayed spayed spayed, I was spayed
Spayed spayed spayed
I said, I didn't do nothin' wrong but I always get blamed.

They took me in the cage, I saw those bright lights shine.
I knew it was wrong to have me in that line.
I was the victim of someone's evil plan,
Then here comes Mittens saying "There's your cat!"

I was spayed - Spayed spayed spayed I was spayed
Spayed spayed spayed
I say I didn't do nothin' wrong but I always get blamed

I tore up your paper into a million shreds.
Oh man, what are they doing to m?, I can't feel my legs!
Oh no, I'm trapped, who put me in this cage?
My lady parts are gone! Oh man, I'm enraged!

I was spayed - Spayed spayed spayed I was spayed
Spayed, spayed, spayed
I said I didn't do nothin' wrong but I always get blamed.

• Rock
• Syracuse